The offending mayo is becoming "stealth mayo". It's the newest and greatest parlor game. No longer is this just a jar of Kraft mayo. This jar now has a new label. It's the Stealth Mayo and comes complete with instructions. It will be left in some poor unsuspecting soul's refrigerator sometime during this holiday season as I make my holiday party rounds.
When the Stealth Mayo is discovered (if it's ever discovered) the person will realize that it's not just any old jar of mayonnaise, but one that needs to be passed on to some other unsuspecting poor soul. And documetation of its whereabouts will be sent back to me so we'll always know exactly what refrigerator to avoid.
And so it will be the mayonnaise that never dies. It will travel the world. It will see the insides of refrigerators from here to who knows where. Oh the stories that this mayo will be able to share.
Stealth Mayo. Possibly appearing in your own refrigerator one day soon.
