Dear Buddha and Stella,
The following items are not fit for puppy consumption:
a. rudolph reindeer figurines
b. netflix dvd's
c. gophers (well, maybe, but it grosses me out!)
d. used sanitary napkins (see gophers!)
e. unidentifed scary brown things on the beach
Just because you can now reach the top of the sideboard without having to even lift your big pretty heads, does not mean that the items that are there are for you to eat! Plus, I know that you already think I am the lesser being on this planet because I bend way over and scoop up your poop, but now I have to squish it around and examine it to make sure Rudolph's legs and the slivers of DVD have actually come out the other end. You don't know how happy I was to see Rudolphs shiney red nose today and I don't even celebrate Christmas!
You have TWO toy boxes full of puppy appropriate toys. Your dog dishes are never empty. It would make me a very happy dog mama if you would stick to YOUR toys and just eat your very yummy organic dog food. Besides, exactly how good can a DVD of a John Wayne movie really taste? Huh??
I love you both. More than you'll ever know. Just stick with the treats and toys and the dog food, okay?
Love and scratches,
NakedDogMama
