I dreamed last night that I was Gwyneth Paltrow's doula. And she was so worried about me not being where she was that the puppies and I went to live with her in all her various homes for the last month of her pregnancy. We hung out with Apple and Chris and the boys in the band.
I did such a marvelous job as Gwyneth's doula that she actually called Brad Pitt from her hospital bed while holding her new baby girl (it was a girl who looked very much like her) and told him that he simply must have me come and be Angelina's doula, too.
The puppies, by the way, loved living in London best. Of course they did! They're MY puppies. We went for lots of romps in Regent's Park with Apple. Took her to the zoo.
I wonder if Gwyneth has ever considered using a doula? She seems very much like the type of woman who would really love to have one.
Have also been having more dreams about Heather Armstrong. But since they involve her BIG NEWS, I'm not sharing. I know I probably am totally wrong, but what if I'm not?! This is news she definitely gets to share.
