There's a girl, with purple hair, who might be called Nakedjen. And that girl? Her hair has dreads. She didn't do it on purpose, she swears. She knows that dreads are not so much fun and she also knows that the only way to actually get them out is to shave her head! 
It's taken over a year to actually have hair that she can put in a pony tail again and dye all sorts of fun anad intereseting colors and let me tell you, nakedjen does not want to shave her head. Not today, anyway.
But she's got dreads, people. All over her head.
How did this happen?
Nakedjen does not brush her hair. Like ever. Or comb it. Or even run her own fingers through it. She's a very lazy girl when it comes to her hair, yes she is. Which is probably a good reason why she doesn't even deserve to have long hair, isn't it? She should have that shaved head, void of hair, if she wants that wash and go lifestyle.
Or...
She should learn to use a brush. And conditioner. And to do more than just wash and towel dry.
Why, oh why, dear people of the Internet, does taking care of your hair have to come with such drudgery?
Maybe I should just stick with the toilet paper look? I just know this whole brushing thing is so not going to happen. Help!
Oh, Lavonne, it isn't that I don't like dreads. I love dreads. They do, in fact, rock. I just don't like the getting to dreads stage. And DearSweetDave doesn't really like them so much because they scratch his face and he can't run his fingers through my hair.
But it's MY HAIR. We all know that. And at the moment, my hair is still rather dreadful!
Posted by: nakedjen | 29 April 2006 at 02:45 PM
What's wrong with dreads? Didn't you have them before? If I remember correctly, they rocked!
Posted by: bornfamous | 28 April 2006 at 08:39 PM
Ha! I am always having to remind myself to go look in the mirror to make sure I brushed my hair. I usually look like I just pulled my head out of a blender.
Posted by: Naomi | 28 April 2006 at 02:13 AM