Where do you want to go today? Or tomorrow? Or next week? What's your dream vacation?
I ask, because it occurs to me that you may not actually know that I am a bonafide travel agent and I can make your travel dreams come true.
Really, I'm not making this up. It's not the morphine talking. I can send you on a trip without requiring you to take the blue pill or the red pill or even the white pill like Alice.
All I actually need to send you on a cruise to Alaska or a walking tour of the Himalayas or to a scuba and surf adventure in the Cook Islands is your grandest idea and your credit card.
Then just leave it all to me and before you can say NakedJen is a Travel Agent, I'll have your tickets booked, your hotel reserved, your bags packed and a limo standing by to whisk you to the airport.
It's that easy.
Now, you just have to decide where it is you'd like to go.
I know that I've actually been my own best customer lately booking plane tickets and travel arrangements for my trip to Europe in August. But did you know that I'm also headed to Maui very soon for the Maui Film Festival. Well, truthfully, not just the Maui Film Festival. I'm actually really and truly going to Maui to properly celebrate NeverNakedBeth's 40th birthday. I am trying to ignore the fact that it is her 40th birthday. Or perhaps I shall just decide that now that she's actually 40, she's the oldest sister. That's now her cross to bear (and since she's Mormon, she can bear it better than I can anyway) and I'll just slip back into the number 2 position. I can never be the YOUNGEST sister. HalfNakedRobin will never, under any circumstances, give up that position. But I bet NeverNakedBeth won't mind being the OLDEST sister. She's always been the more responsible one and she's the one with the kids. Better for her to be the one in charge.
Remember, folks, if you've got a yearn to go some where fun. Or just to New Jersey (har!), shoot me an email at nakedjen at gmail dot com. I would be more than happy to make your travel wishes come true.
