Surely this is what hell must be like? We have been without proper internet access at ChezNaked for a week.
7 days people where I have not been able to just hop on the Internet to see who is bidding on my ebay auction.
Oh wait.
My ebay auction was pulled by the powers that be at ebay. I wasn't aware of this until today because, as I mentioned, I haven't had access to the Internet. However, NakedMom noticed immediately and sent me the following email:
Jennifer, it looks like you have the dubious distinction of being kicked off ebay - perhaps a first. anyway I was worried about your judgement and i'm glad for the judgement of the folks at ebay. This was not one of your better ideas. Be careful - the FBI is watching. I STILL love you, but sometimes you make the tests really hard. Maybe working on ladybug's "feast" will be a good distraction? If people want pics just tell them "too bad, so sad" THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, thank goodness that NakedMom is paying attention to these things, right? And that despite how difficult I make it for her to love me, she still does. I'd be very sad if she decided I just made it far too difficult for her to love me, you know?
However, I don't actually agree with her about telling those of you who wanted to have a picture of me "too bad, so sad". Actually neither does DearSweetDave. We both feel that if you really want a picture, you should have a picture.
So we'll just continue the bidding right here. Consider the comments in this post your own little NakedJenBay! The exclusive online auction site for authentic signed Nakedjen photos. Highest bidder wins. If you want a photo, just name your price in the comments below. And if you'd like to be a "private" bidder, you can email me directly. But honestly, why be private about it? We're all friends here.
Yes, I am completely aware that it is quite possible that no one will bid. That I'll be left here holding the goods. That I will have exposed myself, put myself out there to the Internet, and have all of you decide that just stealing glances here and there is more than enough Nakedjen, thank you very much.
And you know what?
That's perfectly fine with me! But like I said before, there are those of you who have asked time and time again for a photo. If those folks at ebay don't want a piece of the Nakedjen pie, well, then we'll just keep all the pennies for ourselves.
Happy Bidding!
P.S. I don't know what makes NakedMom think that the FBI is watching? Surely they have much more important things to be worrying about than me!







