"Wow", I said. "We are just really different!"
"Yeah," he said. "I know. But it's a good thing."
"I mean, I never, ever would eat a pickle with a straw!"
"And I wouldn't see a National Monument, clap my hands and say, 'Oh, boy, I can get naked here!'"
"You might want to try it, it could be liberating for you?"
DearSweetDave smirks and extends me the straw with the pickle.
"Or maybe it's just better that we are really different!"
