My sister, HalfNakedRobin, has placed a very specific advertisement on Craigs List. She's very serious. And open to all applicants.
What's not to love? I encourage you all to apply!
I give you the very BEST RESPONSE that HalfNakedRobin has received to her advertisement thus far. And she's received a lot. Perhaps I should post my own advertisement on Craig's List for a British Documentary Filmmaker? I seem to find everything else I need there, why not him, as well?
Dearest Person 509250182,Oh geez talk about bad timing.
Yesterday I was gainfully if miserably employed in a job. But then I got on skype. had a conversation with a socalled friend. By the end of it, I had resigned from my job in my mind. But once my mind is made up...In my case it's not so much that I'm tired of the office. The office is tired of me. I'm well liked. But I'm disruptive and my billings are atrocious. One out of three makes me expendable.Here's the thing. I really really really like what I do. It's just I hate doing it there. I like the people. But they act like performing sea lions half the time.I have a sixteen year old who needs tutoring. Warning he's a genius. Seriously. Art. He lives with me. He admires Hugo Chavez. He rarely speaks. He has big hair.I like the idea of cleaning. And I like clean. But mind and body cannot connect. On this. I would certainly more than support you in your efforts. I would watch you clean. Talk to you even. If you'd prefer to clean alone Ill head out to a cafe for the afternoon. Where I would work.Paying my bills is of prime importance. I cannot pay a bill. I do not know how. Can you change a tire? Well maybe you can, but I can't. Is it too late to learn. Yes. I'm afraid so. So please pay my bills. I'll supply the money and the bandwidth.Groceries. I love grocery shopping. But I have a hard time with the store layouts. I get confused. I walk around the grocery store like its a museum or an art gallery, a place to get lost. My time could be better spent. I'm against couples shopping, generally. They look so miserable most of the time. Is it the shopping or the company? So, i'll stay home and nap.Gourmet meals. Okay you are on. I'm fumbling trying to learn how to make sushi at home. It's going okay. Again I would be there to support your efforts in the kitchen. Given time, I can pare fruit and vegetables. Do you like to talk during? I could watch, sharing a litre of wine, and then pass out just before it's ready.I'm not big on funny stories. What do you mean by funny? Like jokes they tell at Rotary functions. Hm. Your writing is very funny. Maybe you're funny...there is nothing sexier to me on this planet than a funny woman. And one that can laugh at herself especially.Walk the dog in the rain. Quite seriously, this gets my attention. I love walking. I love dogs. I love the rain. I've always fantasized about kissing a woman on the beach while walking the dog. If this works out between us - and it seems to be going well so far, don't you think? - i would ask that we share our first kiss on the beach in the rain with the dog(s) during office hours, as a symbolic gesture.Cuddle with you in bed. Look, I'll be straight up with you. I like sex. Long slow loving lovemaking. But more than anything, I love cuddling. You have no idea how underestimated this is, and, yes, I am man enough to admit that cuddling is the single most underrated aspect of mature physical love. Yes, there will be times when I want to throw you over the hood of a Buick, but for the most, hugs and noodling will work my heart.I'm glad you won't spend all my money. I don't have any. Or won't when you begin to pay my bills The car is good, as I don't have one. My last car exploded in a ball of flames on the highway in September. Mutts, especially retriever mutts are always welcome in my life. Your house is paid and rented. I guess that's good. But what does that mean?And so everything looks good to go. Except I am not going to go into the office either. That may make the relationship quite intense. If it gets too intense, i could rent a studio - are you handy? we could build one! - where i might pass time painting or making furniture or dabbling in some esoteric field of study or where we could make love in the afternoon.I have references and come from a good home.Please, I beseech you: be my housewife?much love,bmo
