How To Know You've Finally Arrived In Salt Lake City

HandyManTim:  Hey, I saw your website yesterday.  I feel like we're on more intimate terms now.
Nakedjen:  Oh, really?  Well, yeah.  I guess so.
HandyManTim:  Did you get back together with your husband?  When I put you in Google there were like 50 things that came up.  And wedding pictures.  And something about him getting off a plane?
Nakedjen:  No.  We're not getting back together.  I'm here.  I'm single.  Those must be old entries.
HandyManTim:  Oh.  I wasn't looking at the dates.  I was just reading it all.  You look good, by the way.
Nakedjen:  Thank you.  I'm glad you think so.
HandyManTim:  You know how I found out about it?
Nakedjen:  No, how?
HandyManTim:  I was over at a house fixing their faucet and they were talking about Nakedjen.  And I said, "Hey I know her!"  And the people said, "You know Nakedjen?!  Wow!"  And then they showed me your website.  I had no idea...
Nakedjen:  Well, yeah.  Now you do.
HandyManTim:  Yeah.  Now I do!  You're famous!  That was a beautiful staircase, by the way.  Excellent craftsmanship.   And you added to it!
Nakedjen:  Famous among a few.  And I guess among some folks who needed a new faucet in Salt Lake.