Surly woman at the DMV today: What did you say your name was?
Nakedjen: Jennifer Neal
Surly woman: That's what I thought you said. There are FIVE Jennifer Neal's in Salt Lake.
Nakedjen: Five? Really?
Surly woman: Yes, five. What's your address?
Nakedjen: I wonder if they're all Naked??
Surly woman: What?? Who's naked!?!
Nakedjen: Oh, no one right now. I just wonder if any of them are?
Surly woman: Well that's a very strange thing to wonder...
Nakedjen: I suppose.
I feel compelled to go and find all these other Jennifers and at least introduce myself. When I lived in Santa Cruz there was a Jennifer Neal who lived just a few blocks down the street from me. She often got my mail. I never got hers for some reason, but she often got mine.
Who knew there were so many of us in the world? Perhaps I really should just change my name to just Nakedjen.
Madonna can be Madonna. Cher can be Cher. I certainly can be Nakedjen.





