The news of me wrecking my car and running down the street naked has been greatly exaggerated. Well, I don't know that the news has been greatly exaggerated? I do believe that a woman did wreck her car this morning and did run naked down the street after doing so, but I just want to assure everyone who has contacted me about it that it wasn't me.
I promise.
It really was not me.
If, for some reason, I do happen to wreck my car? Whilst driving naked? I will not run down the street. I promise to stay and talk to the police officers and behave completely rationally. Just because I'm naked doesn't mean I've lost my mind.
But at this point, I'm fairly certain all of you know that already.
