I just came across this:
LEAST FAVORITE FOODS TO EAT
McCain: “I don’t do too well with vegetables.”
Obama: mayonnaise,
salt and vinegar potato chips, beets, asparagus (“if no other
vegetables are available, he’ll eat it”), Soft drinks (he prefers water)
We all know that Obama won my heart when he said he didn't like Mayonnaise. But, he lost it when he said he also didn't like beets. BEETS! I am going to have to have a serious heart to heart with that man. No, really. I am. It's honestly too bad that I am not going to the Democratic Convention next week as I would have a small talk with Mr. Obama about beets. I'm thinking no one has provided him with some properly prepared organic ones to try. And we all know that can make the biggest difference in the world.
As for Mr. McCain? Well, seeing as he doesn't do too well with vegetables, is it any wonder that his 72 year old brain is now a pickle? And that he can't remember how many mcmansions he owns? Vegetables keep us healthy and keep our brains young.
He if has a problem with vegetables, I have a problem with him. But then that should not surprise any of you, now should it?
Oh...and speaking of vegetables...a huge SHOUT OUT to whomever is working the salad bar at the Whole Foods near my house. You know the one over there on 400 South? Yeah, that one. I've been asking those folks to please give me a tofu option in the protein options since I arrived.
Well, somebody finally got my message. There's now tofu there. Every day. There's also edamame. Thank you, you guys. I know it's a little thing. But it makes my life that much happier!
And, yes, I realize that TOFU is not a vegetable. Just like ketchup is not a vegetable. But it is something I add to my salad. Which has LOTS of vegetables. Vegetables that Candidate McCain does not eat! Actually, looking at my current salad? I don't think Candidate Obama would eat it either. I'll have to rethink my dinner menu before I invite them over.
Okay, Internet. You're having the Candidates over for dinner, what are you going to serve them? Please share. You might make it sound so good, I'll come over. Har! Like you want me showing up for dinner?!
