My sister, NeverNakedBeth, found out I had two free tickets to a sneak preview of the Coen Brothers new movie last night. So even though it was her husband's birthday and even though I had spent most of the day passed out on the floor of my doctor's office drooling as the result of an infantile dose of Tramadol shot into my ass, we decided that we were both going to go, go, go!
She drove like a bat out of hell to my house and picked me up and we arrived at the movie theater at 7:04 p.m. only to be told that we were SOL. All the seats were taken including those reserved for the press. Too bad, so sad for us. There was nothing they could possibly do for us and we just needed to arrive EARLIER next time, please, can't we see that it is 7:04 and the movie started at 7:00 p.m.?
The big surprise came as we were walking back to the car. NeverNakedBeth turned to me and said, "Jennifer, let's go take your naked photos in the sunflowers to this trip to Salt Lake isn't a total waste!" I wasn't sure I was hearing her correctly and thought that perhaps I was still tripping from that shot of Tramadol in my ass that I had received earlier in the day at the doctor's office. The one that was for my migraine. The one that caused me to pass out right there and sleep for three uninterrupted hours on her carpet drooling like a drunk person.
So I asked her to please repeat that? "The sunflower pictures. Do you know where some are? Where you won't get arrested? Let's go do it!"
Salt Lake is replete with massive amounts of sunflowers at the moment. Gorgeous amounts. They're like weeds. Growing in everyone's front yards. Everyone except mine, but I'll perhaps remedy that next year. However, some of the most beautiful ones are actually in the Community Garden which is quite close to my house. Just a block away. A garden where the entire community has come together to grow lovely organic fruits and vegetables. Local, organic fruits and vegetables.
With the occasional 100% organic naked girl thrown in for good measure. It's Naked Friday. Go get naked and celebrate all that you are.
