Oh my. I couldn't make this up if I tried. In the last fifteen minutes, these are the ten searches that have landed people at Nakedjen. Seriously, what are people truly hoping they're going to find? I'm kind of certain this website that talks about dogs and hugging trees and loving your body probably isn't it. Or maybe it was exactly it? Who really knows?
10. Naked grandmothers
9. Prom naked
8. Breast massage beach
7. Things to know about Walt Disney World
6. Naked driving
5. Do Mormons wear thongs
4. Hallelujah naked
3. San Francisco naked
2. Sleep in the wet spot
1. i'm trying not to look at online naked women
I hope that last person didn't look too long. His or her retinas might be seared from all the nakedness around here.
Mormons do wear thongs, by the way. We were talking about that at lunch today. Because, you know, that's a very important lunch topic. The wearing of thongs over or under the celestial undergarments. While dancing on a stripper pole. Now, don't you wish you ate lunch with me? I know, I know. Green jello for everyone!
