nakedjen

Happiness, Bliss, Ecstasy

Happiness is sitting with your husband in a hot tub in the rain. 

Bliss is a massage that's so genuinely heart-felt that you feel like you have an out of body experience.

Ecstasy is Joe Gibbs coming back to coach the Redskins.

It's only January 7th.  I can't imagine what other wonderful things are in store for this year!

Redskins 14 Cowboys 21

As Gail would say, "The Redskins just suck donkey penis."

As if I wasn't already feeling horrible today.  Spurrier can bite me.  Audible plays must be eliminated.  This is not college ball, folks.  This is the NFL.  Let's grow up and play like we mean it.

I actually do not blame the players.  I blame the coaching staff.  Things just haven't been the same since we left RFK.  Perhaps FedEx Field (like we can even take ourselves seriously playing in a stadium called FedEx Field?) was built on some ancient Indian burial ground. 

Something is not right.  It's painful to watch.  Very painful.  And now the season is effectively over.  Yes, I know we're only half way through.  But for the Redskins, it's over. 

I don't want to hear excuses and talk about how 2004 will be Spurrier's year.  Fire his ass, already.  Let's get a coach who understands the NFL.  Not a wannabe college coach.  Let's get a real, honest to goodness NFL coach.

Come on, Danny boy.  Put your millions where they can really count. 

The fans are all counting on you.

Redskins vs. Cowboys

As crappy as I feel today (and believe me that is crappy), I'm going to go find a sports bar in this good old town of mine (which is no easy task since this town is NOT about sports bars) and watch my beloved Redskins.  They're playing Dallas.  A Skins/Cowboys game is always worth watching even if the phlegm you're currently hacking up would make the Hulk blush.

I have been a Redskins fan since birth.  I am not pleased with our current owner.  Nor am I at all pleased with out current coach.  Our current owner thinks playing fantasy football with real players is how you own and manage an NFL team.  NOT.  Someone needs to remind Danny boy that just because he managed to score big in communications business does not make him a successful NFL team owner.   Oh how I miss Jack Kent Cooke.  I can't cry in my coffee since Jack Kent Cooke is dead.  But I miss him.  Oh how I miss him.

As for Spurrier.  You folks from Florida can have him.  Ugh.  I do not like this man.  Not one bit.  And I don't feel it's okay to make excuses for him and say, "Give him another year."  I do not think we should have ever hired him in the first place. 

I just feel most sorry for the players.  I just want them to have a winning season.  And to play for a coach that treats his players with respect.  And for an owner who cares.

So, I'll say it.  Hail to the Redskins.  Now let's go to Dallas and kick some Cowboy ass!